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by: Kevmor Kevmor, the Making of the Troll Paladin Kevmor Gets a Job Kevmor Discovers Elven Women Kevmor Rises Through the Ranks Kevmor Finds a Guild Kevmor Becomes Even More Important Kevmor Finds Happiness A few years go by and amazingly enough, Kevmor is still alive (despite having several run-ins with Hades along the way). Now older and more experienced with life, Kevmor is a well-seasoned adventurer and paladin. But his life was still incomplete. His job of killing evil things and eating them (and occasionally declaring good people as heretics when he was hungry) was all fine and good, but he needed something more, something other then the lonely life as an adventurer. Of course, the Gods heard these thoughts and answered his demi-prayers in their own weird way. "Hey there, howd you like to join Xenora? We got a great dental plan!" Kevmor turned around and came knee to face with a rather old and large eared gnome carrying a walker and wearing green robes. Still having much of his troll nature in him, Kevmor let instinct deal with the present situation. "KEVMOR SMASH PUNY GNOME RAWR!" "FLARE!" "OH GOD MY EYES!" Let it be known that Kevmor has yet to ever again pick on a druid. After much rolling on the ground and screaming like a girl, Kevmor composed himself enough to stand up and regard the old fart still standing in front of him. The gnome cleared his throat and started to speak once he noticed Kevmor looking at him. "Let me properly introduce myself, Im Flyby, leader of the Xenoran military, want to join up with my kingdom?" Kevmor just stared stupidly (it comes more naturally then you would think), and asked, "Military?" "Yeah, the military, you get to go around and kill stuff cause I tell you too!" The way that Kevmors eyes lit up when that was said was enough of an answer for Flyby. "Glad to have you aboard Private Kevmor, welcome to the wonderful kingdom of fire. Your first assignment is to go and shovel out the kingdom stables, good luck in your duty." The gnome shuffled off slowly while Kevmor muttered under his breath how a great many number of things were going to get killed as soon as he was done. And thus did Kevmor join the kingdom of Xenora. Kevmor, the Making of the Troll Paladin Kevmor Gets a Job Kevmor Discovers Elven Women Kevmor Rises Through the Ranks Kevmor Finds a Guild Kevmor Becomes Even More Important Kevmor Finds Happiness |
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